Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 July 1907 — No Right to Complain. [ARTICLE]

No Right to Complain.

“See here!” cried the Irate man. “I purpose to sue you. Look at my head! You professed to cure ” “Walt a minute,” Interrupted the maker of Fakeley’s Balsam; “we advertise merely that we cure partial baldness and not ” “Well, I was only partially bald when I started using your stuff; now I haven’t a hair!” “Well, then you’re cured of your partial baldness, aren’t you?”