Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 July 1907 — Starvation Assured. [ARTICLE]

Starvation Assured.

“Before I would accept you, Harold Hatband,” shrieked the beautiful girl, “I would accept the hand of some poor man and starve.” “Good!” retorted the jilted young man. “Accept the hand of my brother. He la a poet”