Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 July 1907 — Luck in Small Numbers. [ARTICLE]

Luck in Small Numbers.

“I hear,” said Hi Tragedy, “that while you were playing in one of the country towns a fire broke out in the theater.” “Yes," replied Low Comedy, “and there might have been a horrible panic but for one thing." “What was that?” “There weren’t enough people in the house to create one.”