Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 79, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 June 1907 — Never Laid Old Eggs. [ARTICLE]

Never Laid Old Eggs.

There is a German dairyman and farmer, whose place is not far from Philadelphia, who greatly plumes himself upon the absolute superiority of Its products above all othersr lu the vH cinlty. On one occasion he personally applied to n Germantown housekeeper for a transfer of her custom to himself. “I hears dot you liaf a lot of drouble with dot dairyman of yours,” he said. “Yust you gif mfe your gustom und dere vill be ue drouble!" “Are your eggs always fresh?” asked the woman. “Fresh!’’ repeated the German, In an Indignant tone. “Let me dell yon, madam, dot my hens nefer, nefer lay anything but fresh eggs!”—Harper’s Weekly.