Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 79, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 June 1907 — The Kiss She Didn’t Get. [ARTICLE]

The Kiss She Didn’t Get.

A woman just come in from -Chicago reproved her husband for not kissing her at the train. “I didn’t do K,” be said in explanatlon, “because I was afraid I might make a mistake and kiss Somebody else. There is always such a crowd in stations and on piers that although a ifellow may think he is going to impress the welcoming smack on the right face, somebody else butts In at the critical moment and he performs the oeculatory stunt with a perfect stranger. That has (happened to me several times —once when I met your mother, again when I met Aunt EHlza, and again when 1 met Cousin Ruth. Of gTurse, If you want me to take chgncaa—” “No, thank you.” Interrupted the woman hurriedly. “We'll wait till we get home.”—Mew York Globe. a i\ ••