Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 79, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 June 1907 — Humorous News Notes. [ARTICLE]

Humorous News Notes.

When the weather will it will and when it won’t it won’t It is an ill hailstorm that blows the fruit crop liar no good. Thirty misses in 30 days is an easy mark for the weather man. If wheat gets much the farmers will begin to deposit it in the bank. No matter how old they grow, these actresses never get over the marrying habit. What will we eat when dollar wheat •ends flour so high we cannot buy? The W. E. Corey wedding party folded iU tents like the Arabs to quietly steel away. Gen. Kuroki has been amazed by Americans. No doubt, also, some of us have amused him. That general who fought under 18 flags bad a hard time keeping bis colors from getting mixed. Gen. Kuroki of Japan will go boras thoroughly convinced that this is tbs cotmtry of the Glad Hand.