Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 67, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1907 — Between Two Fires. [ARTICLE]

Between Two Fires.

Young Beldarine had at the same time a sore throat and ,pains in his stomach. So he went to the doctor, who said that he must take something sweet for his throat; but he protested, saying that it would be bad for his stomach. “And,” said the doctor, refusing to listen, “for your stomach you must take sometfifhg strong.” “But,” protested once more the victim, “that will be bad for my throat” ’ “Die mtoI” exclaimed the doctor, out of patience, “you are a little too much. Decide instantly whether you prefer a sore throat or stomach trouble.” —II Itiseo.