Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 59, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 March 1907 — Easter Quips. [ARTICLE]

Easter Quips.

An Easter egg is seldom as fresh as It Is painted. Uneasy lies the head that wears no new Easter bonnet. The shower that ruins a woman's new bonnet is a rain of terror. There is no peace on earth when the heirs try to break the good will. A new spring gown naturally causes a woman to walk with an elastic step. One touch of the milliner's fingers makes the whole feminine world akin. Fine clothes may not make the woman, but they sometimes break her husband. Probably Lot’s wife passed some other woman and looked back to see what she had on. Every woman who wears a new bonnet to church to-day will wonder why the sermon is so short. Man laughs at woman because she follows the fashions, and woman laughs at man because he follows her. At the present writing a woman's crowning glory Ipoks suspiciously like an expensive creation of. the milliner's art.