Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 58, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 March 1907 — Better than Dying. [ARTICLE]

Better than Dying.

When the drunken tramp tried to steal a valise from the Santa Fe train at Holliday a few nights ago he caused a panic among the passengers. In the quiet interval that followed tire firing of the first shot a woman in the ehair car threw her arms around her husband’s neck and : “Oh, John, let’s’die together.” “Oh, shucks!” responded the prosy husband, “let’s get down behind the seat.”—- Kansas City Journal.