Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 January 1907 — Uncle Allen. [ARTICLE]

Uncle Allen.

“It’s true,” said Uncle Allen Sparks, “that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but it isn’t the same way with an old cheese. You can shoot a little green paint into it and pass it off for Roquefort.” PILEB CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAY*. PAZO OINTMENT la guaranteed to core any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 8 to 14 days or monay refunded. 60c. A shell from a twelve-inch gun makes its flight of nine miles in forty-two seconds. Mn. WlnaloWs Soormno Br*n» for Children tMihtnc; •often* the (nine, rodnoM inlemmetion, ah Uya pein, enrea wind eoiie. 2& cent* a botUa.