Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 January 1907 — Change for Him. [ARTICLE]

Change for Him.

One afternoon the proprietor of an animal store said to his young clerk: “Tom, I’m going upstairs to work on the books. If anyone comes in for a live animal let me know. You can attend to selling the stuffed animals youraelf.” ——* About half an hour later in came a gentleman with bls son and asked Tom if he could show him a live monkey. To the customer’s amazement the clerk ran to the foot of the stairs and yelled: “Come down, come down, sir; you’re wanted!”—-Judge’s Library. It Is a part of the love disease for a girt to worry more if her young man gets a splinter in his thumb than If father gets a telegraph pole In his arm.