Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 January 1907 — Rather Suggestive. [ARTICLE]

Rather Suggestive.

“You look worried, count?” “And I am worried, monsieur. I go to ze rich young lady’s house to ask for her hand and I fall over ze burglar alarm.” “Well?” “Zen I quick arise and tell ze father I make a mistake.” “And what did he say?” “He asked where ze mistake was?”