Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 November 1906 — No Matter. [ARTICLE]

No Matter.

Young Playwright—There’s only one trouble with my play; It fall*, down at the end. ' ■ — Critic —Oh, that won’t make any difference.” ’ “Won’t?” ♦ “No. By the time It gets to the end there wouldn’t be anybody left in the audience.” —Detroit Free Press.