Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 November 1906 — Selecting His Nose. [ARTICLE]

Selecting His Nose.

A young gentleman, recently ehgaged In the girl he adored, unfortunately had his nose broken while playing cricket. A doctor was hastily summoried, but the victim of the accident would not accept his services until he bad receitrid an answer to a telegram just dispatched. Two hours later the reply came.—lt was from his lady-lpre, «nd the young gentleman handed it to the doctor, saying, resignedly: • “Go ahead flow!” The'reply to the wire was: . “Have nose set Roman ; do not like Greek. — Ada.”—-Tit-Bits.