Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 November 1906 — No Tabloid Birds. [ARTICLE]

No Tabloid Birds.

"There are only three of us In the family,” said the customer, “and a five pound turkey for Thanksgiving would be all we could possibly manage.” “You’ll have to take a real turkey.” briskly replied the dealer. “We don’t keep ’em in tabloid form.”—Chicago Tribune.