Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 November 1906 — Humorous News Notes. [ARTICLE]

Humorous News Notes.

Japan is for the open school .door. That $75,000,000 soap trust sounds like a bubble. Ohio has knocked the piers from under the Bridge Trust. They will have to stop making currant jelly out of cows’ hoofs. Cuba wakes up with a headache, empty pockets and owing money. What we really need is government ownership of Congressmen. The wild automobile is orte thing that doesn't discriminate in favor of the millionaire. Philadelphia indulges in the kind of dramatic criticism the hens lay. Gov. Mngoon is going to clean Cubs up if the cyclone don't do it for him. Germany ate 1.568 dogs and 81.312 horses last year. This is enough to giveChicago a jealous fit. i The skeleton of a horse 40 feet high has been found in Wyoming. They'd be wonders in a steeplechase.- ----- As long as we get over a million imtoigrants a year the race suicide movement doesn’t seriously affect tile census returns.