Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 September 1906 — Always Temperate. [ARTICLE]

Always Temperate.

Doctor _(to Farmer Thomas, who Is 111) —Your case lies in a nutshell, my dear sir. The fact is, you have overheated yourself, and then — Farmer Thomas (Interrupting)—You be wrong, theer, doctor. I can’t ’ave overheated myself, ’cos hall I’ve ’ad ter day is a mutton chop and termater.—Half-Holi-day.