Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 September 1906 — Not Eligible. [ARTICLE]

Not Eligible.

Kind Lady—My poor man, when the ..last, tramp,, called here I gave him—bar or soap, lie cut it open and found a note inside with an offer of marriage from a pretty factory girl. Gritty George (hastily)—No use to tell me dat. mum; J expect to remain a bachelor Ihe rest of my days; A ,