Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 September 1906 — An Unreasonable Reqnest. [ARTICLE]

An Unreasonable Reqnest.

Mrs. C. was ordering the day’s lunch over the telephone. Brains were on her menu arid she tried a number of butchers without success. "Is that 2Car anxiously. “Yes.” ; “Have you any brains?” -toSWhat?” troy“No, ho, no!” came the testy reply. “Madame, you have made a mistake, this is Dr. Smith’s telephone.”—Lippinaott’s.