Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 94, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1906 — What He Took. [ARTICLE]

What He Took.

A certain thrifty Individual, In the hope of getting a gratuitous medical opinion, remarked casually one day to his doctor: “I say, doctor, what do you do when you’ve got a cold?” “I cough,” replied the M. D., briefly. “Ah! Quite so,” stammered the other ; “but what do you take?” "I take advice,” snapped the son of Escutapius; and the thrifty man took bfrs leave. —Modern Society.