Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 81, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1906 — Symptomatic. [ARTICLE]

Symptomatic.

Mrs. Sharpe—My dear, our daughter is thinking of marrying that impecunious Mr. Nocoyne who calls on her occasionally. Mr. Sharpe—Gee whiz! Did she tell yotrso? —■ 1 ' 1 Mrs. Sharpe—No, but she told me to-day that she thought she could be of so much help to me if she learned to cook and wash and iron and darn socks. —Cleveland Leader.