Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 81, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1906 — Probably an Imitation. [ARTICLE]

Probably an Imitation.

“John,” said Mrs. Upjohn, who had prevailed upon her husband to accompany her on a shopping expedition, “here ia some of that fine missjon furniture I _wa«j! telling you about.” . Mr. Upjohn inspected it critically. “Um—no,”" he said, “I don*t ~believe it’s the genuine article. It isn’t ugly enough.” The messages of the Presidents ar* usually composites constructed by the several cabinet officers.