Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 March 1906 — The Seeker After Fame. [ARTICLE]

The Seeker After Fame.

I should like to be a victim to all sorts of human ills, And have my vitals cut all sorts of capers, And then be completely cured again by taking some one's pills. For I want to get my picture in the papers. —Philadelphia Press.