Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 February 1906 — Secret Out. [ARTICLE]

Secret Out.

“How do you manage to distinguish between rheumatism and gout, doetor ?” queried the medical student. “By consulting the books,” replied the eminent physician. “By consulting the books!” echoed the embryo M. D. “Yes,” answered the eminent physician. “I look up the patient’s rating with the commercial agencies. See?”