Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 January 1906 — Heavy Bombardment. [ARTICLE]

Heavy Bombardment.

“Was your wife angry when you got home so late hist uight?” * “Angry V Why, my boy, the dear woman pelted me wth flowers!” .“But how did you get that black eye?* “Well, you see, she neglected to take the flowers out of the pots before she threw them.”—Cleveland Leader.