Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 January 1906 — Perfectly Suitable. [ARTICLE]

Perfectly Suitable.

Clymber (to valet) —Now, John, when the guests are here to-night I shall call you Jean. Valet—Very well, air; and what shall I call you? -“Ob, you blockhead ” “Very well, sir; anything you say.” —Famine-Journal.