Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 January 1906 — Seeking; to Cauae a Sensation. [ARTICLE]

Seeking; to Cauae a Sensation.

acciva iiline **> ocuaaiiuiii Mickey (to the cab driver) —Say, Mister! me an’ me fiancee wants ter know wot ye’d charge to drive us troo Finnegan’s alley wid a bunch o’ white ribbons tied on yer whip.—Life. Piso's Cure for Consumption is the best medicine I have ever found for coughs and colds.—Mrs. Oscar Tripp, Big Rock, 111., March 20. 1901.

Simplifying Matters. Itodncy—Do you have trouble with “shall” and “will?” Dickey—Nope; my wife says “you shall” and I say “I will.”—Puck.