Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 January 1906 — A Feline Slap. [ARTICLE]

A Feline Slap.

Miss Chettnr—Mr. Huggnnl called upon you last evening, didn't be? .Miss Shapp—Yes. Miss I’hellus —He has called upon me several times. Miss Snnpp—Yes.‘so lie fold me last evening, and I Immediately Informed him that he wouldn't find me anxiou* to lx* hflgged and kissed, too., —Philadelphia Press. Succeeded. ”My wife married me to spite somebody.” * * “Who was It?”"Mu, l think.”—Cleveland Leader.