Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 January 1906 — In Favor of Them. [ARTICLE]

In Favor of Them.

“I'm in faTOr of these automobiles,” said the BHlville farmer; “fust time John ever. went to the city he got run over by two of ’em, an’ made enough in damages to take the mortgnge off the farm an’ buy three mules.” —Atlanta -Constitution.

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILEB. It' him:. Blind, Weeding rrotrudlng Piles. I)niKKl*t» are nuthoraed to refund money If I ‘A/.O OINTMKXT falls to cora In 0 to 14 days. BOc. Dreary Kilatraer. Landlady—Are you aware, Mr. Bkidoo, that the less one eata the longer one live*? Mr. Skidoo (with hla month full) — Sure! But what’a the use of that way?—Judge- ' 1 - ■"*" ■ We are Defer without a bottle of Plao'a Cure for Consumption, in our house.— Mra. E. U. Swajrae, Wakiu, Okie., April IZ. mi.