Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 January 1906 — A Choice of Evils. [ARTICLE]

A Choice of Evils.

“Why did you ask that woman’s youngest child to recite?” “Because,” answered Miss Cayenne, “it was the only way to keep tjie eldest child from playing the piano.”— Washington Star.

Am a rule, woman have worse colds than ths men, and smaller handkerchief*.