Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 January 1906 — Page 7

FIT FOR A KING

la the “Oriental Limited" of the Great Northern Ralltray. The greatest luxury of travel Is afforded by the “Oriental-Limited 1 ’ of the Great Northern Railway- A distinctive feature of this train is the new compartment observation library car. In the construction of these cars the purpose in view has been to. furnish the traveling ptiblic with every comfort and luxury which they could secure at a first-class hotel or at their club. Ease, elegance and excellence is the combination sought' and obtained in the building of these cars. The observation rooms of these cars ere finished in vermillion wood chairs -arte upholstered in green JsSither, the remainder of the furnishings being in harmony with the general color scheme. The card room la finished in •English oak, with green leather seat coverings. The four state rooms, which are unusually large, are finished in mahogany, coco, vermillion and tonquin, while the furnishings are olive, rteddish rose, green and maroon plush, in the named. The drawing room Is finished In mahogany and all furnishings are golden brown plush. The rear half of these cars Is devoted to observation room, handsomely furnished with easy chairs, writing desks, etc. Wide plate glass windows afford unobstructed views of the surrounding country. Those who enjoy being in the open air will find comfortable seats on the protected rear platform. Current periodicals, a branch of the Booklovers’ Library, also the latest newspapers obtainable at starting point and en route are always at the service of patrons. A good meal enhances the pleasure of a journey, a poor one destroys *RJ : It Is safe to say that of this Important feature of modern train equipment, the Great Northern Railway has established a standard for excellence which helps make an overland journey something to anticipate. All meals served a la carte.

Judging by a Sure Sign.

“How do you know that that couple is married?” “They ride on my car every day.” “Oh, then you are acquainted with them?” “No; but she always pays the car fare.”—Houston (Texas) Post.

Robbed In Church.

Just think what an outrage It Is to be robbed of all the benefits of the services by continuous coughing throughout the congregation, when Anti-Gripine is guaranteed to cure. Bold everywhere, 25 cents. F. W. Diemer, M. D., Manufacturer, Springfield, Mo. Many of the large ocean greyhounds carry cats as mascots, these pets being well known to globe trotters.

NO MAN IS STRONGER THAN HIS STOMACH. Lot the greatest athlete have dyspepsia and his muscles would soon fail. Physical strength is derived from food. If a plan has insufficient food he loses strength. If he has no food ho dies. Food ig, converted into nutrition through the ‘stomach and bowels. It depends on the strength of the stomach to what extent food oaten is digested and assimilated. People can die of starvation whe have abundant food to eat, when tho stomach and its associate organs of digestion and nutrition do not perform their duty. Thus the stomach is really the vital organ of the body. If the stomach is " weak” the body will be weak also, because it is upon the stomach the body relies for its strength. And as the body, considered as a whole, is made up of its several members and organs, so the weakness of the body as a consequence of "weak” stomach will bo distributed among the organs which compose the body. If the body is weak because it is ill-nourished that physical weakness will be found in all tho organs—heart, liver, kidneys, etc. The liver will be torpid and inactive, giving rise to biliousness, loss of appetite, weak nerves, feeble or irregular action of hearty palpitation, dizziness, headache, backache and kindred disturbances and Weaknesses. Mr. Louis Pare, of Quebec, writes: "For years after my health began to fail, my head grew diziy, eyes pained me. and my stomach was sore ail the time, while everything I would eat would seem to lie heavy like lead on my stomach. The doctors claimed that It was sympathetic trouble due to dyspepsia, and prescribed, for me. and although 1 took their powders regularly yet I felt no better. My wife advised me to try Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery—and stop taking the doctor's medicine. Bho bought me a bottle and we soon found that 1 began to improve, so I kept up the treatment I took on flesh, my ■tomach became normal, the digestive organs worked perfectly and 1 soon began to look like a different person. I can never cease to be grateful for what your medicine has done for me and 1 certainly give It highest praise.” Don’t bo wheedled by a penny-grabbing dealer into taking inferior substitutes for Dr. Pierce’s medicines, recommended to be "just as good.” To gain knowledge of your own body— In sickness and health—send for the People’s Common Sense Medical Adviser. A book of 1008 pages. Send 21 one-cent •tamps for paper-covered, or 31 stamps for cloth-bou na copy. Address TJt. R. V. Pierce, 663 Main Street. Buffalo. N. Y.

Kemp’s Balsam Will stop any cougb that can be stopped by any medicine and cure coughs that cannot be cured by any other medicine. It Is always the best cough care. Yon cannot aflord to take chances on any other kind. - HEMP'S BALSAM cores coughs, colds, bronchitis, grip, asthma and consumption In first stages. Nasal '/&fLYs*S. CATARRH In all Its *tage«. °<0(& JUo# Eli’s Cream Baling B |f/ cleanses, ooothea and heole f (ha diseased membrane, It cures catarrh and drirea •war a cold In the head |alokly. Cream Balm la ptaoad Into the noetrila.aprends aver the membrane and la aboorbed. MW la lm- ‘ mediate and a rare followa. It la not dryln*—doaa not produce anreatnj. Lar«a SUe, 60 cents at DrufgtaU or by maU ; Trial BWa, 16 eaow. JBJT BBOTHJCHS, M WarrasitreW, »*• Tork

THE SCIENCE OF LIVING.

Dev George F. Butler Tells How ts Bat and How to Assimilate. Dr. George F. Butler,, medical superintendent of the Alma Springs Sanitarium, Alma, Mich., in the Octobef number of “How to Live,” gives some interesting as well as sensible rules for acquiring and keeping health- He says: “Without we eat and drink, we die! The provocative to do both rests with the appetite, which, in process of time, becomes a very uncertain guide; for the palate will often induce a desire an<f relish for that which is most mischievous and indigestible. The old saying of ‘eat what you like’ is now shunned by everybody of 20 years’ experience.' Still, without appetite, it is a very difficult affair to subsist —for the pleasure depends chiefly qpon the relish. The relish may become, as has been stated, a vitiated one, bpt it is quite possible to make the Btomach, by a little forbearance and practice, as enamored of what is wholesome and nutritious as of that which is hurtful, and, not concoctible." Again he says: “The delicate should feed carefully, not abundantly; It is not quantity which nourishes, but only that which assimilates.” “Be careful of your digestion” is the keynote of the doctor’s argument. Hesays: “Health In man, as in other animals, depends upon the proper performance of all the functions. These functions may be shortly said to be three: (1) tissue change; (2) removal of waste; (3) supply of hew material. For the activity of man, like the heat of the fire by which he cooks his food, is maintained by combustion; and just as the fire may be prevented from burning brightly by improper disposition of the fuel, or imperfect supply of air, and as it will certainly go out If fresh fuel is not supplied, and may be. choked by its own ashes, so man’s activity may be lessened by imperfect tissue change, and may be put an end to, by an Insufficient supply of new material and imperfect removal of waste products. • “We should See to it that free elimination is maintained, for the ashes must be kept out of the system in order to have good health. The skin, kidney and bowels must do their eliminative; work properly. If the bowels occasionally become torpid, try to regulate them with exercise and proper food, such as fruits, green vegetables, salads, cereals, corn, whole wheat or graham bread, fish, poultry, light soups,' etc. Plenty of water is also valuable, and a 'glasx'fill of cold or hot water the first thing upon rising in the morning will aid much In overcoming cOffstipation. Regular habit, cold baths and massage are very efficacious. In case the constipation does not yield to these hygienic measures, some simple, harmless laxative may be required, such as California Syrup of Figs—a non-irritating preparation of senna in fig syrup—Laxative mineral waters are beneficial In some cases, but not to be employed continually. “Above all be an optimist, keep the heart youhg. Cultivate kindness, cheerfulness and love, and do not forget that ‘we shall pass through this world but once. Any good thing, therefore, that we do, or any kindness that we show to any human being, let us do It now. Let us not defer it or neg-. lect it, for we shall not pass this way again.’ ”

It Is, Indeed.

“He’s got an idea that he’d make a good politician,” said the plain citizen. “That’s very likely,” said Senator Crookit. “But that isn’t easy, is it?” “Well, it’s easier to make a good politician than to make a politician good.”

Tree Sleeps at Night.

A curious member *of the vegetable kingdom has been discovered in the far East. It is a species of acacia Which grows to a height of about eight feet and when full grown closes its leaves together in curls each day at sunset and curls its twigs in the form of a pigtail. After the tree has settled itself in this way for a night’s sleep, like most sleepers, it objects to being disturbed. If touched it will flutter as if agitated and impatient at the interruption of its slumbers.

DON’T DESPAIR.

R*afl Eipcrlence of a Hlnnenot* Woman and Take Heart. If your back aches, and you feel sick, languid, weak and miserable day

after day, don’t worry. Doan’s Kidney Pills have cured thousands of women In the same condi 1 tlon. Mrs. A. Ilelman of Stillwater"* Minn., says: “But for Doan’s Kiduey Pills I would not be livlug noW. They cured me in 1899 I’ve been well since.

l ve utrtrii vv t*ii biulx. I used to have such pain In my back thnt once I fainted. The kidney secretions were much disordered, and I was so far gone that 1 was thought to be at death’s door. Since Doan's Kidney Pills cured me I feel as If I had been pulled back from the tomb.” Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Cb., Buffalo, N. Y.

In Favor of Them.

“I'm in faTOr of these automobiles,” said the BHlville farmer; “fust time John ever. went to the city he got run over by two of ’em, an’ made enough in damages to take the mortgnge off the farm an’ buy three mules.” —Atlanta -Constitution.

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILEB. It' him:. Blind, Weeding rrotrudlng Piles. I)niKKl*t» are nuthoraed to refund money If I ‘A/.O OINTMKXT falls to cora In 0 to 14 days. BOc. Dreary Kilatraer. Landlady—Are you aware, Mr. Bkidoo, that the less one eata the longer one live*? Mr. Skidoo (with hla month full) — Sure! But what’a the use of that way?—Judge- ' 1 - ■"*" ■ We are Defer without a bottle of Plao'a Cure for Consumption, in our house.— Mra. E. U. Swajrae, Wakiu, Okie., April IZ. mi.

THE WEEKLY HISTORIAN

1135 —Stephen crowned Ring of England. . 1432 —Columbus cast anchor in the Bay of St. Thomas. 1549—Death of Margaret, Queen of Navarre. 1552 —Charles V. raised siege of Metz. 15G0 —First General Assembly of the Scottish church opened. 1562—Battle of*Dreux. Conde taken prisoner. 1603—Mahomet 111.. Sultan of Turkey, died of the plague. 1620 The Mayflower landed at Plymouth Rock. 1621 — The English Commons claimed freedom of discussion. 1632 —John Cotton, first minister of Boston, died. 1667—Many Scotch Covenanters were executed. 1688 —King James 11. of England fled to France. Throne declared abdicated. 1719 —FirA issue of Boston Gazette published by William Brooker. 1745—City of Milan entered by Spanish invaders. 1747—Colonial House and records In Boston destroyed by fire. 1775 — British Parliament ordered confiscation of all American vessels. 1776 Washington crossed the Delaware. 1777 Gen. Washington moved his troops to Valley Forge. 1782 — United States frigate Charleston captured by British. 1783 Gen. Washington delivered his commission bo Congress at Annapolis. 1791 —Bank of United States commenced discounting in Philadelphia. 1795 Henry Clinton died. 1796 French surrender Fort Kehl on the Rhine to the Austrians. 1803—Louisiana taken possession of by United States.

1804— Benjamin Disraeli, Earl of Beaconsfield, born Election of Thomas Jefferson as President of the United States. 1805— Joseph Smith, founder of Mormonism, born at Sharon, Va. 1809—Joseph Johnson, publisher of Cowper’s poems, died. 1811 —Many persons perished in the burning of a theater at Richmond, Va. 1813 —Fort Niagara captured by the British. 1816—Bible societies prohibited in Hungary. 1829 — Wife of Gen. Andrew Jackson died. 1830— Prince of Polignac sentenced for life for treason... .Independence of Belgium recognized by the allied powers. 1831— Stephen Girard, Philadelphia philanthropist, died. 1832 — Termination of civil war in Mexico. 1835 —-Independence of Texas proclaimed. 1841— Assassination of Sir W. MacNaughton at Cabul. 1842 Texas troops invade Mexico. 1845 —Steamer Bellozane eunk in the Mississippi river. 1848—Asiatic cholera broke out among United States troops in Texas ....Louis Napoleon made President of French republic. 1851 — Dismissal of Lord Palmerston from office... .Lagos, Africa, destroyed by the British. 1852 — Annexation of Pegn to British India. 1854 —Armed collisions in eastern Kansas over slavery question. 1800—South Carolina seceded from tho Union. 1861 —Principality of Roumania created by union of Moldavia and Wallaces. 1804 — Savannah occupied by Gen. Sherman. 1870— Tours surrendered to the Germans. 1874 —Hoosac Tunnel turned over to Massachusetts by the builders. 1884 —Mnckny-Bennett cable opened to the public. 1891—Jorge Montt inaugurated Preai.deut of Chili. 1804—War between China and Japan .declared ended. .„.Capt. Dreyfus found guilty and sentenced to Devil's Island. 1898—French Chamber of Deputies by vote again sustained government in Dreyfus case. 1800—Cuban Junta In the United States dissolved... .Dwight L. Moody, noted evangelist, died.... Duke of Westminster, richest man In ' England, died....Bucbtel College, Akron, Ohio, jmrned. 1000—Treaty between Mexico and China signed at Washington, D. 0.... Gen. Wood assumed office as Governor General of Cabs. , 1901—William Ellery Channlng died. 1808 —First wlrelesb telegraphio message transmitted across the AtL «l

Editor’s Vacation.

“Did I go away for my vacation?” repeated one of the editors on a certain morning newspaper, “not I. I stayed right at home and got acquainted with my wife, courted her all over again, and even dug odt our old marriage certificate. You see," most of the year I sleep daytimes, my profession keeping:me at the office most of the, pressed .curiosity aboittfthe mysterious Man comes to my house in the wee sniff -hours with such haunting exciting, to sit on my own porch in the broad day-light, and Sj^vray' ofmore boisterSuif delights I walked up and down my green-sward, ‘wid the sun a-shinin’ bright.’ Every year I put in my vacation time convincing my wife that she Is a married woman, and has a real, live -husband, thereby reconciling her to the remainder of the year.*’—Chicago Inter-Ocean.

Feeling In His Art.

The sjnglng. teacher was visiting the school, and as this was anlmportaht event in the district, the pupils had been instructed to memorize a verse or two to recite for the entertainment of the visitor. ' During he delivery of his lines, one small boy was especially noticeable for the action with which he accompanied his words; so much so that the teacher, surprised at his efforts, commended him highly on the ease with which lie spoke and the apparent practice which he mu3t have put on the piece. „ “It was fine,” sHe exclaimed, in dosing, “and shows a large amount of rehearsal! But, Johnny, where did you get the gestures?” “ ’Tain’t the gestures,” replied the young genius, with a twist, “ ’tain’t the gestures; it’s the hives.” * ;

BOY’S TERRIBLE ECZEMA.

Mouth and Eyes Covered with Crusts —Hands Pinned Down—Miraculous Cure by Cuticura “When my little boy was six months old, he had eczema. The sores extended so quickly over the whole body that we at once called in the doctor. We then went to another doctor, but he could not help him, and in our spair wd went to a third one. Matters became so bad that he had regular holes In his cheeks, large enough to put a finger Into. The food had to be given with a spoon, for his mouth was covered with crusts as thick as a finger, and whenever ho opened the mouth they began to bleed and suppurate, as did also his eyes. Hands, arms, chest and back, in short the whole body, was covered over and over. We had no rest by day or night. Whenever he was laid in his bed, we had to pin his han u s down; otherwise he would scratch his face, and make an open sore. I think his face must have Itched most fearfully. “We finally thought nothing could help, and I had made up my mind to send my wife with the child to Eu rope, hoping that the sea air might cure him, otherwise he was to be put under good medical care there. But, Lord be blessed, matters came differently, and we soon saw a miracle. A friend of ours spoke about Cuticura. We made a trial with Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Resolvent, and within ten days or two weeks we noticed a decided improvement. Just as quickly as the sickness had appeared it also began to disappear, and within ten weeks the child was absolutely well, and his skin was smooth and white as never before. F. Hohrath, President of the C. L. Hohrath Company, Man ufacturers of Silk Ribbons, 4 to 20 Rink Alley, South Bethlehem, Pa., June 5, 1905.”

Ena of Battenberg.

The Hidalgos—Your highness, we must again insist upon your majesty’s taking a bride. Here is a list of seventeen eligible princesses. Which one will you choose ? King Alfonso (stifling a yawn)—Oh, Ena one will do.—-Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with Local APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the geat of the disease. Catarrh la a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to cure It you must take internal remedies. Hail's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall s Catarrh Cure la not a quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best pbyslclana In this country for years and la a regular prescription. It Is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers .acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two Ingredients Is what produces such wondarful results In curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, price 7Bc. Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. Cotton is now produced artificially from pine wood. The fibers are broken up and chemically treated to dissolve out all except the cellulose. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE UUOUO Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money if It fall* to cur*. E. W. Grove's signature Is on each box. 23c. Prisoners in Morocco must pay the policeman for his work in taking them to jail. ...»

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