Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 December 1905 — Told by the Typewriter. [ARTICLE]

Told by the Typewriter.

The following correspondence explains lt*elf: "Mr. 'Hiompaon presents his compliments to Mr. Simpson, and tK’gs to request that he will keep his piggs from trespassing on his ground.” “Mr. Simpson presents his compliments to Mr. Thompson, and requests that In future be will not spell his piggs with two gees.” "Mr. Thompson's respects to Mr. Simpson, and he will feel obliged If he will add the letter ‘e’ to the last word in the note just received, so as to represent Mr. Simpson and lady." “Mr. Simpson returns Mr. Thompson’s note unopened, the impertinenw It contains being only 1 equalled bj, ita vulgarity.”