Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 December 1905 — Bad Weather Promised For December. [ARTICLE]

Bad Weather Promised For December.

When Parson Hicks feels the least bit off his feed he juggles rain clouds and blizzards. After December 6th. there will be sleet to break the warm spell and for five days there will be a'fall in the barometer and in fropt of the postoffice. On the 16th and 17th two good days for rabbit hunting are promised, on the 19th you will h ive to thaw out your ear tabs. Ci list mins eve and the next two da\s following will be cold enough t > drive sister's Sunday beau to the kitchen fire and will crack open his Xmas presents. About the 27. there will be a headache and general pang of regret over the diamun I rings which failed to arrive. Before New Years the slate will be cleaned spick and span by a void wave that will put the council in business and change time of railroad trains.