Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1905 — The Only Sure Winner. [ARTICLE]

The Only Sure Winner.

She—Whom did you congratulate first —the bride or the groom? He —Neither; I congratulated the minister. “Why the minister?” “Oh, he got the money, you know.”—• Yonkers Statesman.