Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1905 — It Didn’t Work. [ARTICLE]

It Didn’t Work.

“Doctor,” said the man who wanted to work him for a free prescription, “what would you give for a sore throat?” “Nothing,” replied the doctor promptly. “I don’t want a sore throat.”—TitBits.