Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1905 — Polite by Comparison. [ARTICLE]

Polite by Comparison.

Junior Partner—That fresh client addressed me by my first name. Senior Tartner —You ought not to mind that. You should hear the names he calls you behind your back.—Detroit Free Press. “Chugger says he had a fine time on his automobile trip.” “Yes. He was arrested and fined in nearly every town for fast driving.”—• Detroit Tribune.