Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1905 — Facts and Proot. [ARTICLE]

Facts and Proot.

Hulett, Wyo., Dec. 4.—(Special.)— An ounce of fact is worth a ton of theory and it is evidence founded on -facts that backs up every box. of Dodd’s Kidney Pills. The evidence of people who know what reey do. .Mrs. May Taber, highly esteemed resident of Hulett, says: , “I know Dodd's Kidney Pills are a valuable medicine beepusq I have used them. I took seven 1 boxes and they cured me of a severe Jattack of Kidney Trouble. - " They” 'relieved me from the first dose, and when I had finished the last box I had no pain and my Kldnpys are now acting properly.” Dodd's Kidney Pills are now recognized {jll over,thfe world as the greatest Kidney Reitiedy science has ever 'produced. They cure Rheumatism, Dropsy, Gout, Lumbago, Diabetes, Urinary and Bladder. Troubles. Bright’s and all disorders arising from any form .of Kidney Disease.

The sublim-e candor of the above advertisement which appeared in a recent issue of the London Times has caused some amusement and attracted a great deal of attention among business men, says the London Express. Many declared that “I. F.” was a practical joker; others that he had a definite object in view when he made himself out to be a fool. That this latter solution was the correct one an Express representative learned yesterday from “I. F.” himself. His object, he said, was to attract the attention of employers by going out of the beaten track. “I. F.,” who is about 27 years old. is rather more alert and intelligent than the average man with an ordinary public school education, and his face is a particularly honest one. “I thought if I said exactly the opposite to what most people in search of a billet insert in tlie newspapers,” he said, “I might stand a good chance of hearing from employers tired of superlative virtues, and I have not been disappointed. “I have this morning received two genuine offers and appointments for interviews frbm the heads of good firms and a large number of letters and post cards from practical jokeis. It was inevitable, of course, that thro? or four of tlie writers should have advised me to apply at once to the war office, ‘where I would be sure of a billet.’ “I have been schoolmnstering seven years, and although I have a small billet now, I wish to better myself.”