Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 November 1905 — Her Hand. [ARTICLE]

Her Hand.

“Sir,” began the timid youth as he entered the office, “I am in search— er —that Is, I came to seek your daughter’s hand”— “Well, it isn’t anywhere in this vicinity,” interrupted the stern parent “She’s probably using It as a piano thumper about thlß time of day.”