Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 October 1905 — Soft. [ARTICLE]

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“I wish you would spare me some ‘soft soap’ labels,” said the young man, as he entered the corner grocery. “Going to put up some soft soap?” queried the grocer. “No; I’m going to put them on baggage.” “Who ever heard of soap labels on baggage?” “Oh, this is the baggage of a couple who have just wedded.”