Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 October 1905 — Falsely Accused. [ARTICLE]

Falsely Accused.

“You are accused,” said the police magistrate, “of being a second-story worker. What have you to say for yourself?” “Not guilty, your honor,” replied the burglar. “In all my get-rich-quick operations I manage to get in on the ground floor.”