Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 October 1905 — Quiet Tip. [ARTICLE]

Quiet Tip.

“Papa,” said the millionaire soap manufacturer’s daughter, “I do wish you wouldn’t boast continually of being a self-made man.” “Why not?” queried the fond parent. “Because,” she explained, “if you would keep quiet people might think it was only grandfather.”