Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 October 1905 — Aroused Him. [ARTICLE]

Aroused Him.

The doctor bent over the dying man and took his hand. “I’m afraid the end is approaching,” he said. “Your circulation is at a low ebb.” With a herculean effort the man sat up in bed. “You’re a liar!” he shouted. “It went up to 80,000 last week and I can show you the books to prove it!' And the groat editor fell dead. — Cleveland Leader.