Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 September 1905 — What He Wanted. [ARTICLE]

What He Wanted.

“Give me a pair of spiders,” said the funny man, as he entered the clothing store. “Spiders!” echoed the astonished clerk. “Yes; web suspenders,” explained the would-be humorist, with a large, openfaced grin. Lewis’ “Single Binder” straight 5c cigar, made of extra quality tobacco. You pay 10c for cigars not so good* Lewis’ Factory, Peoria, 111. Avoid poorly printed books with poor paper and poor type, and do not read when riding in cars or carriage, nor when convalescent from a protracted illness, nor when the whole body is in a weakened state.