Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 38, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 September 1905 — Matter of Relationship. [ARTICLE]

Matter of Relationship.

Her—l can only be a sister to you. Him —Oh, that won’t do. You’ll have to be a daughter to me or nothing. Her—Because why? Him—Because I’ve been a “popper” to you.