Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 102, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 August 1905 — As Defined. [ARTICLE]

As Defined.

“Say, pa,” queried little Johnny Bumpernickle, “what's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?” “An optimist,” replied pa, “enjoys a thing he can’t like, and a pessimist likes a thing he can’t pim^v.”