Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1905 — This Is Awful. [ARTICLE]

This Is Awful.

“I discovered a peculiar thing in my room last night,” remarked the cheerful idiot at the breakfast table. “It had four legs and only one foot.” “My goodness!” exclnimed the landlady excitedly. “Whai was it?” “A bed,” answered* the c. 1. as he winked at the pretty waitress.