Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1905 — Two Ways of Shutting Up. [ARTICLE]

Two Ways of Shutting Up.

“Yes,” said the fond parent to the lecturer whom the f. p.’s baby had Interrupted at least twice a minute, “I dou’t believe in keeping a baby shut up at borne all the time.” “Certainly not,” said the weary lecturer, “but It ought to be shut up when it’s in public.”—Baltimore American. ■<