Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 March 1905 — The Comis Side OF The News [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Comis Side OF The News

It is moved and seconded that the Osler joke be' dropped. The busy hen has begun to hatch trouble for the egg trust. Judging from his talk Mr. Roosevelt must have been a baby once himself. Dr. Hillis says public men are broader now than they used to be. Also shorter. Illinois votes to lend Kinsis 100.000 cash plunks to tight the Standard Oil Company. President Castro seems to want to bn his own Supreme Court, as well as his own Congress. Kansas didn't confute its attack upon the Standard Oil octopus to an investigation of its methods. When Senators nre indict-* 1 and found not guilty they are cautioned by the court "not to do it again.” Dr. Osler was clearly unagare of the fact that Cassie was past 40 when she chadwicked the millionaires and bankers. The House of Representatives passed 433 private pension and relief bills ir an hour and a half. It is no wonder th»t they came near putting the names of some dead men on the roll. Somehow or other the dispatches from Oklahoma failed to tell of any mass meeting of the pioneer citizens to expresa their enthusiasm over the prohibition clause of the Stats hood bill.—Colorado Springs Gaietto.