Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 March 1905 — A Young Critic. [ARTICLE]

A Young Critic.

“Papa,” said the pastor's little girl, watching him constructing and reviling his Sunday sermon, “does God tell you what to write?” "Yes, my child, God tells me.” * “Then what do you scratch it out for?” In order to join the great silent majority a man must either die or get married.