Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 March 1905 — The Selfish Man. [ARTICLE]

The Selfish Man.

A bachelor one day set the table in his lonely abode with plates for himself and an Imaginary wife and five children. He then sat down to dine, and as he helped himself to food he put the same quantity on each of 1 le other plates and surveyed the prospect, at the same time computing the cost He Is still a bachelor.